drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is
My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”
isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?
jesus christ
(via hussiebot)
Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)
Yeah, it’s weird to be raised like that in South Carolina.
As some one who lives in NJ this is pretty legit, we even curse at each other for cursing so much.
motherfuck yeah, ohio!
(via snowsho)
Fauns.
*Fawns.
People can’t even spell four letter words correctly anymore as adults when I was busting my ass reciting disestablishmentarianism when I was 12.
At least their make up skills are better than their spelling.
- faun - “One of a class of rural deities represented as men with the ears, horns, tail, and later also the hind legs of deer or goats.” (via)
- fawn - “A young deer in its first year.” (via)
u might be able to recite disestablishmentarianism but that doesnt make up for the fact that youre wrong and also being a dick :)
(via marctheknight)
Sleep Paralysis is a phenomenon in which people, either falling asleep or waking up, temporarily experience the inability to move. Scientifically its the transition state between wakefulness and rest characterized by complete muscle atonia (muscle weakness).
I’ve known several people who have had sleep paralysis, who have even made characters who share the same trait. I’ve never suffered from it myself but I find the folklore around it fascinating, because no matter what nation of origin it always has to do with the visitation of a demon or vengeful spirit who either sits on, restrains, or strangles said victim. And so I drew my own little depiction of it, complete with a demon girl puking black stuff on a guy.
I dunno, sue me.
Dave seriously you are just killing it
(via marctheknight)
My friends and I had an awesome Guardians group Saturday night of ACEN and it was such a blast!!! I hope we can all do it again at another con soon! :D
Midnight Cosplay as Bunnymund
Sidero as Sandman
Zhelly as Jack Frost
Tobie as Toothiana
Jonathan as North
Photo by Scott/TheClownStar
(via obliviousham)
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
(via jadehariey)
